Your sniffer has been so broken by the smell of burnt flesh, engineering won’t let you have a toaster in your break room, for fear of fire. Despite the lack of toast, you manage patient’s pain, like a sorcerer, and come out of the dumpster-fire of a unit and come back on your next scheduled shift.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If it doesn’t make you shake your head and groan in disbelief, we’ve failed
The plan wasn’t to create offensive things. It was to give your brain a chance to laugh at the stuff that doesn’t matter and never forget the stuff that does.
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