You get the triage nurse report and shake your head and start to imagine what you’re walking into, because you’ve probably seen it before, in some form or another. Emergency Department doctors live to tell their patients things like, “Don’t garden naked” or “it’s not broken, you’re just being whiny”, but instead they patiently see the people who need them, and just sigh inwardly.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If it doesn’t make you shake your head and groan in disbelief, we’ve failed
The plan wasn’t to create offensive things. It was to give your brain a chance to laugh at the stuff that doesn’t matter and never forget the stuff that does.
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