Fly your freak flag high with our Stab-shirt. Warn them before you start looking for those sweet sensual veins just waiting for a piercing.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If it doesn’t make you shake your head and groan in disbelief, we’ve failed
The plan wasn’t to create offensive things. It was to give your brain a chance to laugh at the stuff that doesn’t matter and never forget the stuff that does.
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