You gotta convince them somehow that you aren’t totally disturbed and deranged. You know the weirdest things people have done to get into your ICU. You’ve seen it all and heard all the stories. Your entire body and mind is probably NSFW, so maybe you just need to hush and let the shirt talk.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If it doesn’t make you shake your head and groan in disbelief, we’ve failed
The plan wasn’t to create offensive things. It was to give your brain a chance to laugh at the stuff that doesn’t matter and never forget the stuff that does.
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